Why Wear Clean Pants When God Taught Us to Shit Ourselves
Why Should We Care?
Those who fail to care are no more than mere machines and lose their sense of humanity. Humans are social and destructive creatures that create agenda and social constructs that limit our enjoyment and long term success with short term gratifications. To shit in one’s pants causes us to experience poo-phoria. A study shows that “such sensation can be satisfying and even pleasurable due to the movement of your bowel that stimulates the vagus nerve, which runs through the brainstem.” If you shit your pants you can understand such a feeling of nature and wetness of poop dribble down to the shoes.
Socially Unacceptable?
The real question is why is it unacceptable when we humans defecate in ourselves? Marxist Post-Modernist are saying “that pants should be clean all the time”. What they sadly don’t understand is you have to push the poop out of your butt, because it’s a very small space. It won’t have any room once it gets full. We as a society are setting up for unrealistic expectations of the cleanliness of our pants? No, they have to get dirty sometimes, and we shouldn’t be ashamed of it. It’s a secret for the rich to constantly shit themselves. Knowing the instant feeling of euphoria gives dopaminergic transmission in the ventral area creates self-worth and actualization which many nowadays lack.
A Hero
Jordan Peterson is a well known clinical psychologist who wishes to bring back primitive instincts to further our growth as humans and society. A man who read many books of science and literature to analyze why poop is necessary in the pants of an individual. He proposed we are living in a controlled environment using adult diapers to stop young men and women pooping their own pants. Radical Postmodernists must understand that defecating is our defining feature of civilization since the dawn of man. Jordan wishes for an ideal world where getting rid of lower garments will solve the problem of self-defecation and make life true to our instincts having our poop drop straight to the ground instead of our lovely Levi pants.